Why do I have such a hard time sleeping? I don't want to waste valuable "me" time at night by going to bed... yet I wake up totally exhausted thinking "Why the fuck did I stay up so late?"

I was supposed to be born somewhere around midnight. My mom and aunt were in labour together, in the same hospital room, holding hands. My cousin was born at 11:45pm, the same doctor would be delivering me that same night. Or so my mom thought. He was too tired and had to go take a nap - so he told the poor woman to wait. WAIT.. he tells her. SO I was born at 6:50am, certainly not on my own accord. I am NOT a morning person. I guess this proves that there is a reason why I'm drawn to staying up at night doing anything other than sleeping and would rather stay under the covers until it's realllly bright outside than get up at the ungodly disgusting hour I woke up at this morning.

Which is why I love finding videos and weird shit in the middle of the night instead of going to bed like a good little employee.